Saturday, March 14, 2009

Email Etiquette

    Introduction to Email

    Email as a medium of communication has become an almost indispensable tool for business, educational, social and personal purposes. Its importance in the future will, in all likelihood, continue to grow at an almost exponential rate, despite the plague of spam that is choking the internet.

    Email has the advantage of regular postal mail in that it is delivered into the recipient's mailbox for them to read and reply to at their convenience, but without the lengthy time delay involved with 'snail mail'. Email also has the advantage of being quick and easy. It doesn't oblige the sender to engage in small-talk with the recipient, as telephones do. Using the phone to convey a simple message to a friend might involve a 10-15 minute conversation because no-one wants to appear rude by hanging up too soon. In an increasingly busy world, email allows the same message to be conveyed in a minute or two without implied rudeness.

    Email is an electronic version of a written Memorandum. Remnants of the Memo can be seen in the header where the To: Cc: and Subject: fields closely emulate that of the traditional Memo. The term 'Cc' is retained because it still somehow makes sense to people even though the days of making an actual 'carbon copy' are long gone. Many people under the age of 40 will have never seen a sheet of carbon paper, such as was used in offices to make a copy in a typewriter of the original memo.

    Email Etiquette

    While academic staff (and people generally) don't deliberately penalise students who inflict poor email manners on them, its a good idea not to irritate or offend the recipient unless you deliberately intend to do just that.

    There are no 'official' rules governing electronic communication, though there have been attempts to establish one standard or another as the default, there is no common agreement. So beware people telling you there is one right way, they are assuming too much. As a general rule though, netiquette involves the same principles as plain old etiquette -- basic courtesy, respect and ethics.

    By following the principles outlined below, the recipient of your email will be more likely to read and act, if not be favourably impressed by your message:

    1. Subject line to summarise the message. Make the Subject line summarise the body of the e-mail. Ask yourself, 'will the recipient(s) know what this e-mail is about'. For example, Instead of Subject: Exam, say Subject: Location of 1508INT Exam, 23 July 05.

    2. Don't assume the recipient knows the background. Include enough contextual information at the beginning of the e-mail for the recipient to know what the matter is about. If in doubt, put background information in. For example, don't say can I have an extension for my assignment, instead say I refer to the CIT3622 assignment 1 that I handed in late. I was ill and have a doctor's certificate. May I ask for an extension on the basis that I was too ill to do it on time.

    3. Keep it concise. Keep messages brief and to the point, but not so brief that it causes the problem outlined in the previous point. This includes deleting any irrelevant text when an email has been back and forth several times. No-one wants to scroll down through pages of text in order to reach the message they want to read. If the sense of the email will be lost by deleting that text, however, leave it in.

    4. Reply within 24 hours. Try to reply within 24 hours, less if possible. In fact, get in the habit of replying immediately -- its the polite thing to do, and the recipient will appreciate a prompt reply. It also makes you look efficient. The longer you leave it to reply, the more likely you will forget or have too big a log-jam of unanswered email.

    5. Allow time for a reply. E-mail messages are not usually required to be answered immediately, though it is good practice if you do. Before sending a reminder, allow some time for a response, some times even a few days. Not everyone is online 24 hours a day.

    6. Use the BCC field when sending bulk email. If you're sending email to a whole list of people, put their email addresses in the BCC field. That way, the privacy of the recipient is respected, and spammers cannot harvest the email addresses for their dastardly purposes.

    7. Don't shout at people. Don't use all capital letters, (UPPERCASE) or overdo punctuation!!!!!!. See the example below. This common practice is the on-line equivalent of shouting. Its considered by many to be very rude. If you must use UPPERCASE, use it very sparingly and only to emphasise a particularly important point. Ask yourself, 'if I was talking to the recipient face to face, would I be raising my voice to them?' One way to add emphasis is to enclose the word/phrase with an asterisk, for example "It is *important* not to shout at people by using UPPERCASE".

    8. Avoid angry outbursts.. Don't send or reply to email when you are angry. Wait until you have calmed down, then compose the email. Once written and sent, it can't be recalled. Angry or intemperate email has a way of rebounding on the sender. As a guide, ask yourself, 'would I say this to the person's face?'

    9. Correct punctuate and grammar. Use punctuation in a normal manner. One exclamation point is just as effective as five !!!!! Use correct grammar as with any written message.

    10. Layout message for readability. Use spaces and breaks between paragraphs and long sentences to make it easier on the reader.

    11. Keep the thread. When replying to an e-mail, use the reply option on the sidebar in your mail. This will keep the message in the "thread", and make it easier for the recipient to follow.

    12. Spelling. Check your spelling! If you don't know how to spell something, look it up.

    13. Don't Reply to All unless necessary. Think twice about sending a reply to everyone. Perhaps only selected people need to see this email. Sending it to everyone may simply be contributing to an already cluttered In-Tray.

    14. Acronyms, abbreviations, and emoticons are OK within reason. As long as you don't overdo it, and the recipients can reasonably be expected to know what they mean, acronyms and abbreviations are OK to use in e-mail. Emoticons (for example ;-) a winking smiley face) are good when used in context. As a general rule, you probably shouldn't use them when talking to someone in authority unless you're sure .

    15. Edit the superfluous text out of emails.. When you are sending email that has 'been around' in the sense that it has been relpied to or forwarded many times, take the time to remove the angle brackets '>' from the message. Its irritating for many people to see text in such disarray. The easiest way is to copy and paste the text into a word processor, and use the seach and replace function to remove any unwanted characters. The example below breaks both this rule and the one about shouting at people by using UPPERCASE:

      >> >>> >THE FOLLOWING IS TAKEN FROM A NEPALESE GOOD LUCK MANTRA. YOU'LL
      >> > >>> >FIND IT TO BE WORTH READING AND WORTH SHARING:
      >> > >>> >Do not keep this message. The mantra must leave your hands
      >> within 96 
      >> > >>> >hours or you will suffer harm.

    16. Chain Letters.. Its becoming more common, as more people use email for more varied purposes for it to be used for multilevel marketing, chain letters, pyramid schemes and other dubious purposes. The example above is one of the more benign examples of an implied threat as a way to motivate the recipient to take action. Another example is the chain letter that claims to be for the benefit of a dying child or promises to make you rich overnight if only you send it to five more people, and send $10 to the person who sent it to you. Most people, myself included, find these email practices particularly annoying.

    17. Don't be over-familiar with the recipient.. Many people, myself included are offended by strangers being over-familiar. For example I react badly to people I don't know addressing me as 'Dave'. Only friends and family call me that. As a rule, use the title or form of address that you would use in verbal communication.

    18. Keep download size to a minimum. Big graphics can make e-mails take a long time to load. If you have an attached file, the recipient will often have to wait for your full message to load before they can retrieve it. Its irritating to wait many minutes for a message to load only to find out the attached page was not worth the wait.

    19. Illegal Activities. These include libel (defamatory statements), discrimination (racial, sexual, religious, ageist etc), some adult material (child or violent erotica), illegal information (how to kill or injure people, incitement to violence, racial hatred etc), This advice does not apply to the vast majority of email users, who would never indulge in the aforementioned practices. But for those so inclined, not only are these likely to offend the recipient, people found engaging in illegal activities involving email are likely to have strong sanctions brought against them by the university and by the civil authorities.

    20. Email is not confidential. Its almost laughably easy for the contents of your email to be read by others without your knowledge. So its wise to avoid saying anything you wouldn't write on the back of a postcard. Also, if you work within an organisation, rather than directly connected to an ISP (internet service provider) its becoming more likely that every email you send and receive is scanned for certain words that are 'deemed unacceptable'. Email with 'unacceptable' content is quaranteened, and record is kept. People can be disciplined or fired if they send or recieve too much such email. The organisation has every user sign an 'acceptable use' contract as a condition of their having an email account. That way, the employee can be deemed to have broken the contract, justifying disciplining him or her.

    21. Correct priority. Avoid marking an email 'high priority' when it is really 'normal' priority.

    Acronyms & Emoticons

    These are a popular and useful way of expressing emotion in email. There is a growing number, but these are the basic ones that people use:

    • 2L8 -- too late
    • AAMOF -- as a matter of fact
    • AFAIK -- as far as I know
    • B4N -- bye for now
    • CMIIW -- correct me if I'm wrong
    • CUL -- see you later
    • FWIW -- for what its worth
    • FYI -- for your information
    • IKWUM -- I know what you mean
    • IMHO -- in my humble opinion
    • KWIM -- Know what I mean?
    • ROTFL -- rolling on the floor laughing
    • TIA -- thanks in advance
    • TTYL -- talk to you later
    • ;) happy
    • :( sad
    • :o very surprised
    • ;) wink
    • ;* kiss
    • 8) person with glasses smiling
    • :& tongue-tied

    If all this seems too prescriptive, feel free to ignore any or all of it. It makes no gaurantees, it is simply a guide to writing email that if applied sensibly will enable you to have constructive relations with people via the medium of email. Good luck!

Mikuni Carburetor

Download the Tunining and details manual for Mikuni Carburetor VM model used for bikes.

Lock Folders without any Software

Sometimes you have been asking for an alternative way to lock folders without the use of any alternative software. It’ll 5 steps ahead only, check now

In Notepad copy the code below.

The default password is “password1”. Change your password in the code, where it shown as password1 in yellow background. Password may be any combination of alpha or/and numeric.

Save this file as “locker.bat”.

Now double click on locker.bat.

It will create a folder named: Locker with automatic lock. After creation of the folder, place the contents (your files & folders) you wants to lock inside the Folder and double click locker.bat again. It will ask to lock the folder Y/N. If you press y then it will lock the folder and your folder will be hide. To unlock run again locker.bat, it will ask to enter password, type in correct password and you can see your folder back.

Please don’t change anything except password, otherwise this lock may does not work

èCode starts line below
cls
@ECHO OFF
title Folder Locker
if EXIST "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" goto UNLOCK
if NOT EXIST Locker goto MDPASSWORD1 
:CONFIRM
echo Are you sure to Lock this folder? (Y/N)
set/p "cho=>"
if %cho%==Y goto LOCK
if %cho%==y goto LOCK
if %cho%==n goto END
if %cho%==N goto END
echo Invalid choice.
goto CONFIRM
:LOCK
ren Locker "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
attrib +h +s "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
echo Folder locked
goto End
:UNLOCK
echo Enter password to Unlock Your Secure Folder
set/p "pass=>"
if NOT %pass%== password1 goto FAIL
attrib -h -s "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
ren "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" Locker
echo Folder Unlocked successfully
goto End
:FAIL
echo Invalid password
goto end
:MDPASSWORD1 
md Locker
echo Locker created successfully
goto End
:End

èCode ends line above

Friday, March 13, 2009

Strictly Business

A Dean called a student to his office.
- Look, young man, - he says sternly, - you've been spotted yesterday on the territory of the woman's hostel. You know that it is forbidden to be there, don't you? Yes, I am sure that you are aware of this fact as well as that you due to pay 10 dollars fine. And remember that it is only for the first time. The second time it will be already 25 dollars penalty.
The student nods, takes out his calculator, makes some estimates and finally looks at the Dean.
- Professor, I value your time. Let's speak business here. How much will cost a seasonal ticket?


Partnership

- Look, dear, - the husband asks anxiously, - didn't you notice that after we've begun to give our son money for the good marks, he became the second best pupil in the school? Do you think that he is a genius?
- No, don't think so, - the wife shakes her head, - I suspect that he splits the profit 50/50 with the teacher, dear.


Tech Support Problems(Real)

Here are some conversations, which had actually happened between help desk people and their customers.

Customer: "You've got to fix my computer.  I urgently need to print a document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support: "What does it say?"
Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine.  Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."

Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem.  We're open 24 hours."
Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"

Tech Support: "Ok, now click your left mouse button."
Customer: (silence) "But I only have one mouse."

Tech Support: "Do you have 3 1/2 inch diskettes?"
Customer: "No, I only have 3 of them."

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok.  Right click again.  Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir.  Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

Customer: "Now what do I do?"
Tech Support: "What is the prompt on the screen?"
Customer: "It's asking for 'Enter Your Last Name.'"
Tech Support: "Ok, so type in your last name."
Customer: "How do you spell that?"

Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No.  Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

Job Rules

1) Never walk without a document in your hands 
People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they're heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they're heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.

2) Use computers to look busy.
Any time you use a computer, it looks like "work" to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, chat and generally have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work. These aren't exactly the societal benefits that the proponents of the computer revolution would like to talk about but they're not bad either. When you get caught by your boss - and you *will* get caught -- your best defence is to claim you're teaching yourself to use new software, thus saving valuable training dollars.

3) Messy desk
Top management can get away with a clean desk. For the rest of us, it looks like we're not working hard enough. Build huge piles of documents around your workspace. To the observer, last year's work looks the same as today's work; it's volume that counts. Pile them high and wide. If you know somebody is coming to your cubicle, bury the document you'll need halfway down in an existing stack and rummage for it when he/she arrives.

4) Voice Mail
Never answer your phone if you have voice mail. People don't call you just because they want to give you something for nothing - they call because they want YOU to do work for THEM. That's no way to live. Screen all your calls through voice mail. If somebody leaves a voice mail message for you and it sounds like impending work, respond during lunch hour when you know they're not there - it looks like you're hardworking and conscientious even
though you're being a devious weasel.

5) Looking Impatient and Annoyed
According to George Costanza, one should also always try to look impatient and annoyed to give your bosses the impression that you are always busy.

6) Leave the office late
Always leave the office late, especially when the boss is still around. You could read  magazines and storybooks that you always wanted to read but have no time until late before leaving. Make sure you walk past the boss' room on your way out. Send important emails at unearthly hours (e.g. 9:35pm, 7:05am, etc.) and during public holidays. 

7) Creative Sighing for Effect
Sigh loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression that you are under  extreme pressure.

8) Stacking Strategy
It is not enough to pile lots of documents on the table. Put lots of books on the floor etc. (thick computer manuals are the best).

9) Build Vocabulary
Read up on some computer magazines and pick out all the jargon and new products. Use the phrases freely when in conversation with bosses. Remember: They don't have to understand what you say, but you sure sound impressive.

10) MOST IMPORTANT:
DON'T forward this to your boss by mistake!!!

Funny Stuff

Cross-examination

Counsel: The cross-examination did not seem to worry you at all. Have you had any previous experience?
Client: Three wives.

Post Scriptum

When the man came home, his wife was crying.
"Your mother insulted me," she sobbed.
"My mother?  How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the world?" the man asked.
"I know.  But this morning a letter addressed to you arrived. I opened it because I was curious."
"And?"
"At the end of the letter it was written:
PS.  Dear Diane, when you have finished reading this letter, don't forget to give it to my son."

True Love?

The millionaire, examining a prospective son-in-law, demanded:
"Would you love my daughter just as much if she were poor?"
"Yes, of course, sir."
"Then you can't have her. We don't want any idiots in this family."

Confession

A guy goes into confession and says to the priest,"Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last night I had an affair and I made love to two 18 year old girls. Both of them. Twice."
The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"
"Never Father, I'm Jewish."
"So then, why are you telling me?"
"I'm telling everybody."

Are We Even?

Early in the morning the housewives of two neighboring houses met each other and chatted. One asked another:
- You know, dear, I'm worried about you. Is everything okay with you or are you feeling not that good? I am wondering as I have seen the doctor left your house at 2AM in the morning yesterday.
- Why, dear, I don't shout that a war has started to the whole neighborhood only because the colonel has been leaving your house every morning!

Crocodiles Against Mother-in-law

Telephone rings in a house.  A man picks up the phone. The agitated voice on the other end began to shout something about a terrible accident.
- Wait a moment, slow down, please, - the man said, - I can't get a thing what you are talking about.
The person on the other end of the line calmed a little and began again. Finally the man got it that it is the director of the local zoo who is calling him and with certain apprehension it dawned on him that his wife and mother-in-law were supposed to visit the zoo this same morning.
- So, what have happened? - the man asked.
- But I am telling you the last ten minutes already! - the zoo director yelled in frustration, - It was the terrible accident! Your mother-in-law fell into the crocodile pool!
- Oh, yeah?! - now the man yelled back, - They are your crocodiles! So YOU save them!

The usual stuff, really...

Nancy is in bed with her lover, Bill, who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is Nancy's house, she picks up the receiver. Bill looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of a quite cheery conversation...
"Hello?" says Nancy. "Oh,hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye, bye."
As she hangs up the phone, Bill asks, "Who was that?"
"Oh," Nancy smiles, "that was just my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."

Really Interesting E-book Zone

This would be a daily updated section of the blog, will upload the e-books or links to very interesting e-books I come across.


Create a new free Rapidshare Account

This is one of the most valuable tutorial which I came across on the net. We all know the importance of having a RS account(Premium) of our own. Premium account offers50 GB download in 5 days and unlimited uploading. I have seen thousands of programs on internet which offers RS premium account features but you also know none of them are true and doesn't let you any success. But I have something through which you can make one which is the part of rapidshare itself.

So lets start:
  • Rapidshare offers Collector's Zone login in which you can upload files and for each download of your file under some conditions you will be awarded premium points which you can later convert to a premium account. This is the most straightforward method to make a RS premium account without spending any money.

  • Upload any file you want to upload(At rapidshare.com).

  • After completion of your upload it will show your upload's link(see in pic)
  • Now go little down on the same page and click Create Collector's Account now fill all required fields and make a new account.
  • Next step is to submit this link in other sites/forums where you think it will get maximum downloads.
  • After submission login to Collector's Zone account and now you can the no. of downloads of your file.
  • Now click Convert rapidpoints to see the Rapidpoints.
  • You can always convert these points to premium account once you reach 10000 points.

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