Strictly Business

A Dean called a student to his office.

- Look, young man, - he says sternly, - you've been spotted yesterday on the territory of the woman's hostel. You know that it is forbidden to be there, don't you? Yes, I am sure that you are aware of this fact as well as that you due to pay 10 dollars fine. And remember that it is only for the first time. The second time it will be already 25 dollars penalty.

The student nods, takes out his calculator, makes some estimates and finally looks at the Dean.

- Professor, I value your time. Let's speak business here. How much will cost a seasonal ticket?

Partnership

- Look, dear, - the husband asks anxiously, - didn't you notice that after we've begun to give our son money for the good marks, he became the second best pupil in the school? Do you think that he is a genius?

- No, don't think so, - the wife shakes her head, - I suspect that he splits the profit 50/50 with the teacher, dear.